Fellas, your girl secretly hates your friends

Fellas you ever tell your girl your going to wing night with your friends? 

Here's how the conversation may go

Her: "Hey babe, what you got planned later?"
You: "Shit me and the fellas might go to (insert local bar) for wing night
Her: "Ohhhhhh what time?"
You: "Idk probably like 7:30-8 ish"
Her: "Can you be back by 11, so I don't have to sleep alone?"
You: "Yea....."

So after you stroll in the house drunk at 1:30am on a Tuesday she wake up the following morning pissed at you and hating your friends. Don't get me wrong she loves your friends when y'all all decide to go out and grab a few drinks all together. They're the best then, she starts to use the slang and lingo y'all all use to fit in and be cool. When it's just you and your friends and she hears "fun" in the background she hates it and she hates your friends.

In her mind she's the only one who can bring joy and excitement into your life. When you're out with your friends in her mind she's thinking "Da fuck is so fun? They probably with some bitches out drinking" Don't front ladies that's how yall think.

Meanwhile it's you and 4 of your partners out drinking, slandering each other, watching the Heat vs Pacers game, and flirting with the coke head bartender so y'all can those happy hour specials an hour longer.  And fellas you know your girl secretly hates your friends, that's why we walk in the restroom when she calls. You can't let her hear niggas laughing and having a good time.

Or how about this, you're sitting on the couch minding your business bullshitting on your phone. You come across a funny post one of your friends post and start laughing, she instantly gets pissed. "Fuck you over there smiling and laughing at?" You must be entertaining your little Instagram bitches" Is something your girl will say. That's when you have to explain to her and breakdown why you're laughing. You'll say something like "Maine (Short for Jermaine) posted some funny shit on IG, here look" by this time it's too late. It's no longer funny, and it's not funny because she didn't see it first. If she had seen the post first it would have been a knee slapper.

Meanwhile fellas we encourage our girls to go out with her friends but they never do because those bitches are never on good terms. One is always broke and/or can't find a babysitter. One never has any clothes and the friend with the nice clothes is tired of lending her shit. So because she doesn't have friends guess what my nigga YOU CANT HAVE FRIENDS. Or if you do have a lil crew she hates those muthafuckas to the core. So every time you tell her you and the crew about to go out and do something, you could be helping a nigga move out his apt. She'll still be pissed. Always remember she's gonna be pissed and upset because she hates those filthy niggas you call friends.

She hates your single friends because she thinks you're living vicariously thru them. So in her mind you're out chasing bitches when in reality you're playing 2K with a $50 bet on the line. You're out here gambling trying to scramble some of your money back because she wanna be Quintab when yall go to the movies talking about "He got moneyyyyyyyyy"

Your girl hates your friends in relationships too. She hates them because she only sees the nice things he does. Seeing them out on dates at Capital Grille and first thing your girl says is "Why you never take me to Capital Grille?" Your boys girl post pics on IG of Edible Arrangements and its not her birthday or Valentine's Day, oh you gon hear about that shit when you get home my nigga. 

It's a lose, lose situation fellas, she hates all your friends there's no getting around it. So enjoy those wings and shots of Patron during wing night, it'll make you fall asleep faster when she's giving you an ear beating. 

Written by Rell Mac @Rell_Mac