Bitter Baby Mama Day

What's up world. Just another Wednesday and just another blog filled to the edge of this viral version of college rule notebook paper. This past Sunday was fathers day and I enjoyed it for two reasons. One, I spent it with the most precious 3 year old I know which is my daughter and two, I got to slander all the miserable baby mommas on twitter. I already knew them hoes would be in full force letting their struggle be known to the whole world that their child's father was a piece of shit (what's new). 


But Moving. Right. Along


I'm going to give you a few reasons why these hoes are raising their kid(s) alone. You may be offended and feel some type of way but guess what, I don't give a fuck. You fucked up not me. Now, there is a small percentage of women who are raising kids alone at no fault of their own. The rest of you just take this dose of reality and be the fuck easy.

1. You were in search of a nigga who wears the latest threads and drove the newest/nicest car. You showed zero concern for his character. So u ended up with a nigga that has 10 kids and sees none of them. You thought it would be different with you huh?

2. You fucked the nigga the first night you met him after the club let out in the backseat of your car. You only had a nickname to go by and now you're looking for ya child's father like where's Waldo.

3. Monday y'all met, Tuesday y'all fucked protected, Wednesday y'all fucked again but drunk. Thursday y'all fucked raw but he pulled out and Friday y'all fucked raw while under the influence of weed and Hennessy and he didn't pull out. Saturday you said you loved him and Sunday you were on (insert social network at the time) posting broken heart sad shit.

4. Instead of getting to know him you let him fuck cause he has a reputation in them streets and you thought you had a big meech on ya hands. While dollar signs lit up in your eyes the egg was being fertilized by a nigga with not an ounce of give a fuck in his soul. Now you on twitter typing out 140 characters of struggle.

5. Instead of acting like a woman and thinking like a man, you acted like a man and balled up all ya self respect and game 6 Jordan faded away that shit in a trash can. Now you got a 3 year old by 1 of 3 niggas in which none of are taking responsibility for it but who can blame them.

6. You were all on twitter talking about "Happy Fathers Day to me, we don't need no man we going be good boo." Translation- "maaaan I'm hurting so much deep down inside that I'm so much of a ain't shit bitch that he don't even wanna be around his kid but I can't let twitter know."

7. As you sit in that empty ass struggle house staring at your bastard child you can't help but to think "What went wrong?" Here's what went wrong. You had a child by a nigga who was raised by a mother who said "happy fathers day to me, we don't need no nigga we going be aight". When that nigga said I don't know you like that and I don't want kids you should have let the doctor vaccum out that mistake instead of ruining the kids life.

8. Women who think they can raise boys to be men are reading this saying "Fuck you White Mike" and I'm saying "Naw bitch fuck you." You better stop bar hopping and enroll ya son into a sport or an extra curricular activity before he starts beating on you and other women. Men raise men, women don't.

9. If none of your boyfriends ever wanted to help raise your offspring, then you're clearly just a fuck and not eligible for the "Become a mans queen" program. You probably have nigger kids with uncontrollable behavior and you lack structure thus for ya kids being delinquents and grow up saying fuck the cops and fuck school.

10. This is the most famous scenario yet. Your baby dad wants no parts of you so you keep his child from him then portray the single mother with a dead beat baby dad when in reality you're the reason he ain't around. You want to receive sympathy and be showered with "fuck that lame nigga" tweets/texts  You'rw a pitiful bitch that needs Jesus

This blog was semi funny (in my opinion) but I wrote it more so to let women know that we don't feel bad for you. Your human resources skills are garbage if you manage to procreate (google it if you're lost) with a nigga who doesn't have the slightest care in the world to raise his child. Women, have babies with your husband and not niggas you're fucking. Pick better men to bare kids with and these timelines will remain free of baby daddy slander and the tweets you see that are bashing their fathers. Those are coming from products of those terrible choices mothers made when choosing their future child's father. The cycle will continue to repeat itself if women continue to fuck anyone. Life is about putting yourself in the best position for you to succeed, not in ones that will harm you or set you back in life.


There are some good dudes out there with/without college degrees and have ambition to be something in life but you wont give him a chance b/c he doesn't drive a Range. Or he's trying to put himself in a better position in life and right now he can't get that Louie purse you always wanted. Those are the men who would proudly take care of their kids but you don't have "time" for niggas like that. Salute to the real fathers out there! This shit is a marathon not a sprint and until you understand that you'll forever be bitter and lonely. (This is Rell I had to add my two cents)


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Written by The Veteran (@I_WhiteMike)