The Hoe Factor

Everyday I see niggas going through the "I wifed a hoe struggle." Best believe I've been there before and that's one of the top 10 nigga from the hood struggles. Most of the time, the nigga ignored the signs that screamed "I'm a hoe". There are many reasons the signs were ignored things such as, alcohol, the infamous loud pack, and even that occasional pill popping Gucci Mane inspired lifestyle niggas. But fuck all that cause the past is the past. Just learn from your niggerish ways and keep on stepping. If you stumble across a female doing or possessing any of the following  characteristics, you need to understand that 10 times outta 10 she is a bonafide hoe. Here are the top 10 hoe behaviors.

10. Chicks who tweet #TeamTakeYaBabyDaddy are not always out right hoes but possess way too much hoe behavior to not be considered.

9. The chick at the gas station at 2pm buying blunts all the while wearing a bonnet, uggs, a Dereon jacket and some pajama pants are most likely going to get that plan B pill after she leaves the Exxon.

8. Females who will not only dance to 5 songs straight barefoote in a bar but will also walk to their 93 delta 88 or Pontiac 6000 that's parked 3 blocks away. That's called the struggle hoe.

7. We've all seen that one bitch on Twitter with the location "Where the cash is at" and her bio includes 6 to 7 different #Teams. She's giving us the impression that she fucks for a small monetary fee -----> HOE.

6. This one is short and sweet. Any chick with her avi set as her tits, ass, or pussy is an irrefutable hoe

Now we're in the top 5 hoe list and this is where it gets good. 


5. Any bitch you see with the shoe, purse, money, diamond, clothing, and lipstick Emojis in her bio but lives in the projects or on Section 8 and is clearly unemployed with children. This is nothing short of a hoe.

4. This one is forever classic. If a bitch let's you pound her fucking back out while her baby is in the crib screaming his/her head off and continues to say "oooll that lil muthafucker gets on my nerves." Or if she let's you knock her walls down as that same child lays in complete bliss approximately 2 feet away from y'all, it's clear she has just signed the "I'm a Hoe guestbook."

Top 3 has arrived and if these behaviors are displayed and you proceed, you will increase the likelihood of getting AIDS/HIV by 15-20%.

3. You've notice that it's only 11pm at the club and shorty is pop lock and dropping it all over the place in a mini skirt while revealing she is #TeamNoPanties. All along while there's a group of thirsty black males surrounding her twitpic'n and taking turns fingering her. *note: STD's are most likely present in this female*

2. If you've known a chick for less than 3 weeks and can put together a complete NBA roster of all the niggas she fucked then its safe to say you've landed yourself in some less than desirable skins. You should probably report her to the local clinic at the start of the next business day.

1. If a video is leaked on Twitter of her pleasuring herself while she is sitting Indian style on a linoleum floor wearing a bonnet, a lace onesie, and some under armor ankle socks. Not only that but you can clearly hear Yo Gotti playing in the background while niggas sit and watch. I'm sure this is where the term "Slore" was most likely derived from, and you should try nothing short of a 007 maneuver to evade dealing with this type of Jezebel.

I know some of you females will be mad after reading this because it pertains to you, but I don't make the rules I'm just the messenger. Fellas take heave to my warnings and you will find yourself with quality women and not these hoes, but remember nothing can save you from a night of binge drinking. All those $30 Ciroc bottles you've popped at the club and ended up leaving with the gold digging hoe will lead you to having unprotected sex and ruining your life. 

Written by The Veteran (@I_WhiteMike)