Back to the program. If ya'll niggas don't know I have moved out of Pittsburgh into the urban jungle that is the DC Metro area better known as the DMV. Now by the age of 21 most of us have either visited or lived in another city/state than where we were born. If you haven't I advise you to put down the fried bologna and cheese sandwich with that wine glass of sugar water and see something other than the corner store.
If you have been OT (outta town) then you should know how to make acquaintances or friends with people from the area. What you may not know is that the same shit you do to get cool with niggas can get your ass ROBBED!!! Peep game.
5. What kinds sneaks is dem?
Yea you consider yourself a sneakerhead but ask those questions on the internet my nigga. Asking a nigga "What kinda shoes are those?" or "Where you get those from?" leads that native nigga to two conclusions. You have money to spend on shoes/clothes and this nigga ain't from round here...Ima rob this nigga. Admire from afar and ask @kikzaholic for info.
4. Who getting money around here?
Now to any seasoned mid level drug dealer OT this is a respectable question. It shows that you're a enterprising and fearless, yet respectful of the locals hustle. However to a nigga who hasn't seen an eightball since '09 you are now a walking lick. Yea his "mans" talking 14.5 for the "whole thang" but even Big Meech couldnt let em got for that number. Dont be greedy and end up like Mitch.
3. Damn_______, you look good. Can I go home with you?/Can I take you home.
Now this is for my men and women. I know you've been in a club OT thats WAY better than the club you're used to going to back home. You're excited you got a bad shorty feeling you. I know how you feel. But if you aint taking shorty back to the telly and she telling you to come back home with her DO NOT FUCKIN GO!!! You don't know what she's been texting her babydads and his 7 gangmember cousins. Ya dick on hard but you bout to get a hard pistol whipping once they cut the lights on.
Ladies I know you wet cuz you just met Idris Elba's twin in the club. Yeah he has a Maserati outside. So you leave your homegirls to have a nightcap. What you don't know is Idris and 4 of his homies that look like Mark Henry are gonna pop Molly's in your asshole and gangbang you while each one takes turns videotaping. Don't be so thirsty for outta town attention. Get his info and do your whoring OT when you can develop some trust.
2. Hey you know ______?
This might be a loaded one but niggas always wanna namedrop when they're OT. It's natural. Especially if you're from a small city and wanna feel like big shit. But you don't always know if who you're namedropping deserves it. You: "Hey you know Big Tony from the Westside"?
Them: "Yea...that niggas a snitch"? This can lead to some awkward silence then a thorough run through of your pockets. Leave namedropping to Rick Ross and The Game.
1. Hey you know where the weed at?
This is the most commonly asked question for a nigga coming from outta town. You wanna relax and take a load off so you figure why not ask the locals who got the bud. But you don't know these niggas b. They now know you might have the money to grab anywhere from a dub to an ounce. And a dirty native nigga has no problem with robbing you for a quick come up. However let's say they do decide to sell to you. In cities like Philadelphia and DC the natives are know to "get wet"...Smoke PCP. They don't give a fuck...they don't know you. They might think they're giving you a once in a lifetime experience. You'll know better after you're done dancing like Maybach O buttnaked in the middle of traffic bleeding out your eyes b.
After all that said and done do what the fuck you want but be smart and always watch those native niggas when you're OT.
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Written by Grit$ (@gritscapone)
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