Today's blog will basically let you know if a nigga/bitch is marinating in that poverty life. I'll give you 10 articles of clothing that will give you irrefutable evidence that they ain't got but $1.43 in their savings and a insufficient funds alert in the checking account inbox.
1. If the nigga is lurking the atrocious streets of downtown Pittsburgh with his head held high wearing a Davucci jacket like its the newest True Religion winter line. It's ok to say that nigga resides in the gated community of struggle estates.
2. After you notice the nigga mentioned above you suddenly see him with his wifey and she is comfortably sporting the latest Dereon bubble jacket with the fur surrounding the hood like the Feds. Just go head and check "seeing a bum bitch in public" off your to do list.
3. As you instruct the waitress to bring another bottle of champagne to your table and you spot the nigga with cornrows sliding through the crowd with a pair of size 42/34 black Boss jeans. You should automatically assume that his life choices prior to his 15 year conviction were ones that got him a parole officer and a great amount of debt.
4. No doubt in my mind when I see a bitch wearing patent leather Reeboks in any setting that she's birthed at least 3 kids before 25, and has failed to succeed at much of anything and has a bank account that patiently waits a deposit of any amount.
5. Just trust me when I tell you this, if he owns anything Makaveli accept for the compact disc he's on the path of destruction. The lint in his pocket is quickly increasing his rage and he will most likely take a bank teller hostage within the next 72 hours.
6. When the bottom of ya heels are red that's sexy as fuck, but when ya jeans are ecko red that's not. Once she slides her frame into a pair of those jeans she is simultaneously lowering her credit score to a record low. No way she can be prosperous while wearing Ecko red denim.
7. In 2000 if you owned a pair of jeans with every NBA team patch stitched on the thigh and calf region you were part of the cool table. In 2012 if you style those same jeans and your not detailing cars at the local car wash, you subconsciously just failed a credit report as well as a criminal background check.
8. Sexy face, big titties, nice hips, thighs and a fat ass only to be held up by a pair of K Swiss tennis shoes. That's a bigger disappointment than the Kim K sex tape. You just gotta picture shorty from the ankles up while you masturbate to the image u saw right before you witnessed those SCI Graterford kicks.
9. You're in the club with your niggas and a few bad bitches with real hair and fake breast and suddenly French Montana's "Pop That" gets interrupted by a nigga who knocked your drink out ya hand trying push past you wearing an Akademiks Valor sweat suit. Matter of fact, it's the same one as fab had in the "Can't deny it" video.
10. Shorty just posted up outside of Social Status on her phone trying to pay her bill, and as soon as they ask for her debit or credit card number and she reaches into the depths of that Baby Phat purse. You suddenly feel the sense of subsidized housing and Port Authority simmering in the air.
No way around these facts I just dropped on y'all today bruh. If this is you I mentioned in any of the above statements just DM me and I'll provide you with a socially acceptable outfit free of charge bruh. No need to see you posted up on the corner of struggle ave and poverty lane.
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Written by The Veteran (@I_WhiteMike)
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