#JustChill

Fella's, what's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? (pause) Wait for it, wait for it, (ding) You don't have to beg your girl to blow your paycheck! Ok, that had absolutely nothing to do with today's topic I just felt like sharing a joke with yall. Moving. Right. Along!

Before I start understand, these blogs are written to provide comedy like I stated in my first blog!

Now over this past weekend I noticed a few things while on some social networks and I came to conclusion that majority of Black Twitter/FaceBook lacks "Chill." A slim percentage of you niggas understand, but some of you need to master the art of "chillin."

Chillin (verb) Not bringing out your nigga side all the time/ Knowing when, where, and how to fall back.

Now before I proceed with what needs to be said, I must to borrow a line from Jay-Z, Shawn Carter, Jiggaman, or whatever the fuck he's calling himself in 2012. Album: Kingdom Come, Track: 5, Verse: 1 "I know I'm guilty of it too but not like them" Well now that I said that, lets move on.

Niggas posting pics like this or similar to this need to chill.....

Niggas taking pictures of themselves holding bottles of liquor must come to an end today! Niggas love taking pictures b, either in the bathroom trying to get the best profile pic (which I personally think is the corniest shit in the world) or showing off their wealth in liquor. Nigga...you holding this bottle of liquor is equivalent to a nigga doing this

Yup, not one single fuck was giving when this nigga decided to take this picture. NOT FUCKING ONE!! Now this nigga is holding 17 dollars in this picture, let me repeat that so you can understand. This nigga is holding 17 dollars b. Now $17 is about the same price as a personal bottle of Peach Ciroc is it not?! Therefore, every time I see a picture of a nigga "Shittin on his/her haters" by holding a bottle of Ciroc in a picture all I really see is a nigga holding $17.

#JustChill

My FaceBook community I like yall, I really do. I've had a FaceBook for a while now, but sometimes I have to deactivate my account because I just can't take the loneliness I see. I really wish FaceBook never changed, and you had to have a college email to become a member but hey that's another story. But FaceBook this needs to stop!

Googling pictures of items you want or can't afford at the time needs to come to an end today! There is no reason why some people have whole albums of pictures from Google images b! There is no chill in a niggas bones when they upload pics for Google. I understand if you collect sneakers that's cool everyone has their thing, but why not take pics of the shoes in your closet? You know the shoes you actually own, you're trying to fool people so we like to ask you to.....

#JustChill

So next time you see someone posting pictures of liquor bottles kindly dive head first in his/her mentions and ask them to #JustChill. When you see one of your FB friends posting pictures of Ralph Lauren Polo from Google images kindly two step onto their wall and ask them to #JustChill.

Here's another prime example of a nigga that just refuses to chill....

Why Juvy? Let me remind yall, Juvenile is 36 years old and is still being let in the studio to release these struggle raps. Someone @ Juvenile and ask him to #JustChill. I'm out b!

Written by Rell Mac (@Rell_Mac)