No Chill In The Wild

Let me start off by saying, if you're reading this blog in search of some sort of recline you should probably stop now!

Ok so back to business. After reading @Rell_Mac blog titled "Just Chill" (follow my nigga) it led me to wonder if there were ways to identify a nigga (referring to males and females) who has not one single milliliter of chill in their system. That's when I realized that there are some sure signs that will immediately tell you that this muthafucka left all forms of chill stowed securely at his/her residence. Below you will find a brief list of some non chill identifiers.

1. Any nigga/bitch between the ages of 18-25 who still wears any version of the all black leather air force ones have absolutely no chill in their bones. *Note the ones who wear the mid cuts are highly more dangerous*

2. The moment you see a female at a gas station in the hood wearing a bonnet, it's safe to say her chill has become a thing of the past.

3. If you offer someone a ride and they eject the Reasonable Doubt out your CD deck and replace it with Slim Dunkin or any rapper of similar caliber. At that point you should assume if the ride is gonna be longer than 10 miles you will need a criminal lawyer very soon.

4. If you're at a place that requires some level of class, Ie. Court or church and the person you're with begins reciting lyrics to any of the following artist Gucci, Waka, Webbie, Meek Mill, or Boosie, it would behoove you to promptly remove yourself from them.

I'm only gonna give you one more but believe you me that the list is infinite.

5. The moment you see a nigga wearing any of the following attire please lace your sneaks and fucking book it. An all black bucket hat with strings, a du rag with the cape out, fila pradas, a G-Unit wife beater and to ice the muthafuckin cake. If you see a nigga with a pair of jeans that have a complete two round street fighter match depicted in stitching on his back pockets. That my friend is a nigga ready to catch that broad day light homi!!

With me giving you a few of these facts I hope you can avoid future run-ins with the demographic labeled as chill less niggas and bitches.


Prime Example, this nigga.....

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Written by The Veteran (@I_WhiteMike)