Facts Of Life

Fuck an intro son. Niggas is going right into this blog B. lmao. I'm giving y'all a bunch of facts that I looked up using google nigga. That's like Google Chrome but it appears to the nigga community. So without further ado I give u the facts if life by @I_WhiteMike.

1. If you try to fuck a bitch within 24 hours of her getting her food stamps reduced you'll be 98% successful at it. No way a bitch that's dealing with the reality that she can't sell that extra 100 in stamps no more gonna play a nigga on some pussy. No way!

2. Niggas who still wear du rags, mid-cut Air Force Ones in any color and 5x white tee's can be found roaming Downtown Pittsburgh at any hour of the day with a face full of struggle. Nothing but mischievous thoughts high stepping through his brain.

3. If you see a bitch at the bus stop in the rain with a newborn you're 100% guaranteed to smash the first night if you drive any vehicle made in Germany or Italy. It might take two nights if you're in a Subaru tho, heauxs ain't with that outback life bruh.

4. If you have a baby by a nigga who lives with his mom but wears designer clothing and pops bottles. It's safe to say that he will not be a positive role model to that child and will end up incarcerated within the first 5 years of that kids life.

5. No way you can trust a bitch who sucks dick on Saturday night/Sunday morning in the club bathroom then RT's Rev Run when she wakes up. She's the type to get you robbed then help you look for the niggas who did it, then let them know you're looking for them.

6. If a nigga talks about trappin on a social network it's an irrefutable (that means non debatable). Fact is, he will get arrested and tell on his connect once he's in interview room 2, no way a nigga who brags like that can resist an interrogation from PGH Police and vending machine snacks.

7. If you go raw in a chick who can boost from Ross Park Mall without getting caught, you automatically leave yaself vulnerable to getting robbed, burnt or shot in a fast food parking lot. Bitches who excel at retail theft are bottom feeders and mustn't be trusted.

8. Like my man @E_Trell and @Rell_Mac say, any regular bitch that works at CVS with 1000 or more followers is a heaux. Gotta be! Most of the followers gonna be niggas with nothing better to do but drop them Hiroshima and Nagasaki thirst bombs right into her DM's. She can only last so long before she succumbs to the fake rapper lifestyle and gives up the box.

9. Niggas who wear Timberlands in the dead middle of summer time at every outdoor event and can swim the length of an indoor pool are most likely mentally unstable and possess an ability to harm others without second thought. These niggas need to be approached with caution and are most likely to endanger the people around him.

10. Niggas who gas up ugly heauxs are self conscious and lack self esteem. Thus for causing them to P90X right in a ducks DM's with all that al green smooth talk and filling their the inbox with pure filth and ungodliness. These niggas tend to reside on the corner of No Chill Ave and Give No Fucks Ln.

These r facts that I thoroughly researched on Google nigga and can't be disputed. Just laugh and @ me with "you're so funny mike" tweets.

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Written by The Veteran (@I_WhiteMike)