10. #FakeSneakerheads - This is truly becoming an epidemic...the sneaker game of late has been taking hits due to coons and hypebeasts. I am NOT saying I am a sneakerhead...but I am a fan of sneaks and can easily say its getting out of hand. A couple pair of general release J's doesnt make you a sneakerhead b. Just stop it dawg.
9. Hairline Blues - "Niggas with no hairline act like hairline's aren't everything"- Ne-Yo. A hairline that is healthy shall bring forth the estrogen b. So stop being a stressed filthy nigga, leave that Pornhub alone and find a barber dawg.
8. Twitter Beef - Not a single soul cares about your online disputes. Just "dap" the person and keep it moving... unless you have real problem with that person then handle that outside them twitter streets. (THEN you tweet about who won the fight.) Now its officially done.
7. Body Count Requests - This is no man's land b. The answer to this question will just suplex your feelings into the ground dawg. Just dont ask...the way she carries herself will unveil whether she was a heaux in her past life. (Plus you even asking makes you look insecure in her eyes. ) Eurostep at all times!
6. Not Knowing How To Cook (Estrogen) - You dont have to be a gourmet chef now but if you can't keep your man full then another chick will. Only result from this is you being a recipient of a Stevie J crossover. Dont let this happen boo...dont end up on injured reserved right before the cuffing season tryouts.
5. Self Proclaimed "Bad Bitches/Real Niggas" - No need to explain this one. "Real niggas" dont have to claim they are real and "bad bitches" do not have to say they are bad. If you just be yourself then other people will notice the truth. No need to state it because if you do then it's probably not authentic.
4. IG Throwback Thursday/Shoutouts - Throwback thursday has become the trash day for social media. People posting an abundace of old pics that I (and frankly everyone else) has no care for. The fake progess from you being utterly cheese to barely dateable isn't appealing b. And in cahoots with throwback thursday is these shameless shoutouts. If I follow you then that means exactly that...Im Following You! I dont want to see "Follow my bestie/homie @______". FOH with all of that. This will get you nothing but a one way ticket to Unfollowvania yo. Seriously...
3. Drunk Night And No Box - Now this is every nigga's nightmare...a night of drinking liquor with more proofs in it than dollars in your wallet along with contacts in your phone full of fake sleep box. You're miserable...drunk...and scrambling worst than McNabb in the NFC Championship just to find estrogen. At this point its best to just close your apps, take that L, and reflect on life. Dont be "that" nigga and have to give a dick pic explanation the next day....it isn't even worth it bruh
2. Party Fights/Shootings - Easily always the lamest nigga in any event....the nigga worried about upholding an image or proving a point. Shooting or fighting other "dudes" in rooms that has a plethora of estrogen is quite baffling. The wrong things are focused on and should be directed toward positivity and just having fun. I'll never understand it but hey what do I know right? Im just a skinny nigga trying to make his beaters fit one strap at a time b.
1. #FakeSupporting - Now we finally at the finish line, the number one way to find yourself in the express lane on the lame highway. Yes, fake supporting...it is alot more common than one may think. Someone may say that they respect or honor something positive you are doing but meanwhile turn around and knock it. There is no way a person, brand, company, artist, city or whatever it is progress without open minded people that show REAL support. Moral of this is if you are not going to show love to the positivity around you then just keep the negativity to yourself. Plain and simple.
#PghSupportPgh
My time is up tho...until next time. Well ya'll heathens know the drill....be cool how ya'll be cool. I'm out...
I'm @E_TRELL and follow the squad @gritscapone @I_WhiteMike and @Rell_Mac
Written by E Man (@E_TRELL)
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