Qualifications to being a New Nigga Vol. 2

Ok a lot of people have been asking me why haven't I released the second volume of my New Nigga blog. To be totally honest with you guys I've had to conduct the proper research for my study. I've been doing test and I've spent hours, days, even weeks working on this research. So without further  adieu here is Vol. 2 to Qualifications to being a New Nigga.

I have to continue to remind yall these blogs are for comedic purposes only! 

If you have been following along with the New Nigga series you would know that Vol. 1 was based on music. The music that is and isn't, in the ITunes of a NN. Today's focus will be on Fashion, in other words the uniform of a new nigga. The reason for this is so you can spot these people from far so you're not surprised when one says "Hate Me Now by Nas, it that new?" You can mentally prepare yourself for the lack of knowledge one will have. I know you have been waiting, so lets just get started.

Qualification #1

According to the research NN's tent to do things that make no damn sense, they often do things that the average real nigga born before 1988 wouldn't think about doing. That ladies and gents is having random hairstyles. Random hairstyles include a mohawks, having wild crazy parts in your heads, and lastly putting dye in your hair. I have yet to met a male that had a good role model in his life that has done this. A role model can consist of your father and/or step father, uncle, or just an ol head from off the block. NN's lack that male role model and they have no one to tell them that they are out here giving their last name a bad rep and need to turn their chill on extra high. Here's a few pictures of the types of shit they go into the barbershop and ask for:

   

Qualification #2

If you were out here wearing USPA and Beverly Hills Club Polo thinking it's Ralph Lauren, you my friend are a (everyone say it with me now) a New Nigga! I understand the USPA and Beverly Hills Club Polo run has been decreasing over the last year or two but how can you not tell the difference? The USPA logo clearly has two niggas on the shirt looking like they're arguing on who's going to be the wing man for the night. But some still decided to proceed and wear that shirt on they're back and go to the club and make a fool of themselves. Not only did a few NN's go into the club with USPA but some had the nerve to "pretend stunt." I've come to conclusion that some of you need over the counter extra strength chill because the regular shit does nothing for you. 

Prime example this nigga! 

Honestly do you believe he has his father in his life or an ol head teaching him the in's and out's of the game. The answer is Fuck. No! He comes from a single parent household, his mother works two jobs, and he watches his little brother after school. No males in his life schooling him to the game. I can almost guarantee his Ipod is infested with Tyga, J. Cole, and Big Sean and he never heard Reasonable Doubt.

Another thing, NN's have ran Ralph Lauren Polo into the grave. According to them its the only brand that exist and they'll wear some ugly shit Polo made and say "But it's Polo tho." Just because it's Ralph Lauren doesn't automatically make it dope! 

Qualification #3

If a NN doesn't have some wild crazy shit in his hair I can almost bet you he has a snapback on. I'm still conducting the research on why they love snapbacks over fitted but I do know they love em. I'm talking snapbacks in mad flavors too! I remember growing up in my teens and you would get clowned if you dared to come outside with that on your head. You better get ya ass a throwback and the matching fitted, but that was in the early 2000's tho. Research pending on why NN's have a love for snapbacks....

I hope you enjoyed Vol. 2

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I'm out yall be safe and o yea....

Written by Rell Mac (@Rell_Mac)