Monday, March 19, 2012

Top 10 NyQuil Rappers (Part 1)

Welcome to Monday's blog everyone, I hope yall had a safe and very drunk St. Patty's Day cuz I damn sure did. The last two weekends I've spend in my city were fucking classic! If you know me perosnally or if you follow me on Twitter (@Rell_Mac) then you know about the casino with my nigga @I_WhiteMike aka No Chill and last weekend was just as classic. East Carson Street in the Southside of Pittsburgh, PA was packed with people. The nice weather over the weekend brought people out and from my understanding no one got hurt, that's always great!

Today is Monday, so that means another blog were I express my thought on music or pop culture in general. Today we will discuss the Top 10 Nyquil Rappers in the game right now, well at least the top 10 in my opinion. Now I know some of you are thinking, "WTF is a NyQuil rapper?" Well give me a fucking chance to explain for you raise your damn voice!

NyQuil Rapper (n): One who records struggle bars in the voical booth and releases the song(s) to the public. One who when he/she raps puts you to sleep with the bars they recorded. A prime example of a NyQuil Rapper is Lil Flip

Now I've conducted research by listening to albums, singles, freestyles and even watched a few YouTube videos. Trust me when I tell you I've been fighting my sleep for days doing this damn research making sure shit is right for you niggas. Even tho I'm sure this may be too much NyQuil for one to handle, I must share my views of the boring rappers we have in the industry. So without further adieu, I give to you my Top 10 NyQuil Rappers!

#10
T.I

With his last body of work title "Fuck Da City Up" I must give the number 10 slot to Clifford Harris. Now I'm not too sure what city T.I had plans on fucking up but it damn sure wasn't mine. He didn't even damage a school zone let alone a whole city, I fell asleep a good 6 songs into that tape. I fell asleep so fast I didn't even know my nigga Pusha T had a verse on the tape until my nigga @E_Trell texted me and told me. This was by far the worse T.I tape I've ever heard, and I plan on removing Clifford from the list once I hear better music. If you think I'm lying don't forget its March and this tape dropped January 1st 2012 and when was the last time you listened to that tape. I'll wait!!

#9
J. Cole

Is this not the face of struggle?! 

Say what you want about J. Cole's album "Cole World" but I got some of my best fucking sleep to that album. When I say my best sleep my nigga, that's exactly what the fuck I mean, slobbering on my pillow type shit. To be honest I don't think I've made it past the 5th song, that's how fast I went to sleep. J. Cole has some C average bars and everyone blue moon he drops an ok B- song but overall he's mad boring. There should a sign on his album stating *Caution while driving, lyrics may cause you to fall asleep* 

#8

Whale (damn I meant) Wale

Wale needs to understand that if he wants to be around for a long time he needs to stop putting people to sleep across the nation. The album "Ambition" is grade A extra strength Nyquil b! This is with whom you niggas place your faith but this is the nigga I listen to when I can't fall sleep, and within 10 mins of listening I'm snoring. He has some good ok verses such as "600 Benz" and "No Hands" but he can not and should not be listened to for a complete album unless you're near a comfortable bed. 

These are just 10-8, these are the rappers that can easily be removed from the list because they have talent, they're just not using their talents to their full ability. Once T.I drops a better tape/album where the music is good collectively he can step down, along with J. Cole and Wale. But as for now these are the niggas you listen to where you're trying to get some ass and your kids wont go to bed.

7-5 will be dropping soon and trust me when I say these niggas are fucking boring. These niggas will put your ass to sleep so I advice you only listen to them in the house and please make sure you're not working heavy machinery.   

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Written by Rell Mac (@Rell_Mac)




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