So now we're here part 3 and the final release of the Top 10 NyQuil Rappers, I'm not going to waste your time we'll jump right into it.
#3
Plies aka Lies
Now we haven't heard from Plies in a while and man I am so fucking happy about this. First, Plies surfers from what I like to call "The Busta Rhymes and DMX syndrome" hopefully you're following me on this. The scream and yell until I get my point across syndrome but I still management to put niggas to sleep syndrome. Prime example remember the Jeezy song "Lose My Mind" which featured Plies, the hook and the first verse by Jeezy were dope. But what happened after that? Plies screamed for 16 bars which forced 95% of niggas to fast forward his verse in fear of falling alseep behind the wheel. Plies you have caused more accidents on the highway and injured so many employees that work the night shift who listen to their ipod as they work heavy machinery. Stay away from the recording studio and help save America, thanks!
#2
Baby aka Birdman
I'm sure majority of you niggas knew Birdman was going to make this list, you just didn't know which slot he would take. Some of you probably thought he would take the King of NyQuil Struggle raps title home but nah he is the Prince of the struggle bars tho. I honestly can not slander Birdman enough when it comes to this topic, that man has single handedly been putting kids to sleep since the first time we heard his old ass on Pro Tools. Even his "best" verse (whatever the fuck that is) still manages to put the average niggas with health insurance and full time jobs with benefits to sleep. But let me guess, as long as he can continue to hide his struggle tunes behind his artist you niggas don't care. I do tho, Birdman you need to be stopped!!
And number one: The King Of NyQuil, The Champ of Struggle Tunes, goes to.................
#1
Papoose
Some of you niggas dont even know who this is tho LMFAOOOOO!!!
Trust and believe when I say Papoose's bars will put you to sleep I am not lying. I almost got into a fight with a childhood friend (who shall remain nameless) back in 05 because I was convinced back then that Papoose was raw uncut struggle. But no he was 100% sure that Papoose was the future of the rap game and we damn near went outside and threw the hands because I was proving that he was China White Struggle. If you think I'm lying listen to any Papoose mixtape if they're not already banned by the US Government from causing niggas to go into comas, and I guarantee you'll be sleep by the end of track 2. Parents this is a great artist to put you kids to sleep on that Friday/Saturday night when you want to do you, throw a Papoose mixtape and you'll have no worries.
I'm in the process of conducting another Top 10 Rappers list but I'm not too sure which direction I should go. It's either Top 10 Rappers since 2000 (and not the hottest but the best) or Top 10 rappers that fell off since 2000. I'm still debating with myself about this but I'm come up with a something soon
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