Heauxly Chronicles: Is She Cheating?

Whats up First Class Blog readers? I would first like to s/o my nigga @Rell_Mac for letting me bless yall with this dope blog b, check out all the previous blogs on the site. Also s/o to the lightskin slanderist @I_WhiteMike aka the No Chill General he also has plenty of good reads, check those out too. Moving. Right Along! Some of yall may know me and some of yall dont, you may say how this nigga make a blog he got protected tweets? Fuck...All...That I have my reasons b. Now just absolutely chill, read this shit and then make sure your girl is home by 9pm EST.

Now lets bungy jump right into the reason Im supplying yall with this fire blog. I know mad niggas out there subcontiously wonder what their estrogen be up to at times so here are some inevitable ways to know if your chick is forreal or she got that everybody can have some free samples Sams Club box.

Let's get started:

Number 1: If she attends a movie or any social event and you have to find out thru an "I had so much fun tonite" tweet then 11 times out of 10 you my friend are taming recycled box. That is definitely not just your estrogen b.

Number 2: If she doesnt want to kick it and goes to sleep early but has the next day off? Just delete her number b...dont even stress yourself thinking bout the Mortal Kombat curve combo she placed upon you.

Number 3: If she's a Capricorn...that is all.

Number 4: If she has an iPhone and doesnt have any type of emojis in the vicinity of your name but every single soul in her contacts has atleast three. Then yea, the box definitely gets Stone Cold Stunnered every other night by niggas you follow on Twitter.

Number 5: If she gets mad at you and still calls you by your nickname then she definitely has a new nigga in her palms b. Real niggas know that when the box is in fact yours and she is perturbed the full name choppa is always in full effect b. (Middle name included)

Number 6: If you're with her and there isn't any "I miss him" tweet within 30 mins after you leave then she without a doubt no longer values your existence yo. She's definitely letting another nigga skydive smack dab into the box that very moment while you're birdwatching b.

Number 7: If she slanders your beard she's definitely isnt faithfaul dawg. My fellow beard challenged people know the struggle of having your facial hairs chill in unison always isnt an easy task. If she's willing to cross that line Im sure she's willing to Amber Rose you b, just dont simp over it in your tweets or over struggle intrumentals

Number 8: Lastly and surely not any less important than previous notifiers...but fellas please be aware of the "I was in the shower" text. This is the most deadly text that could be delivered to the inbox b. She has not done a thing all day to cause one measly bead of sweat but on her third shower for the day? She's definitely getting suplexed by a nigga might I add that you probably follow. And she might curve you so much that she has rotation curves. She might switch it up with a "Sorry, my phone was dead" text, all the while none of that battery life has been used on you. BEWARE!

Fellas now that you have some of the warnings signs in your palms you can now evade the treacherous curves that may be placed upon you when your chicks whereabouts are undetermined. But please remember these wise words from a decent man... "Bitches aint shit but heauxs and tricks" - Kobe Bryant


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