Is That Ya Chick?

What up world? Today's blog is going to be a tool in which men can use to identify what kind of women they are dealing with. Some times a crazy bitch or a heaux is good at disguising her ways until its too late for a real nigga to escape. Since the majority of us (the black community) watched Love and Hip Hop Atlanta, I will reference those women as guidelines to follow. 

Pick the cast member that your girl loves the most and that's what kind of person she is. Too easy.

MIMI- Your woman will question you all the time and make idol threats such as leaving you, stabbing you, burning your clothes, and possibly busting your windows but without a shadow of doubt won't and will continue to allow you to do dirt.

JOSELINE- This is the low self esteem bitch that as long as you butter her greedy little palms and keep her in nice things she will allow you to penetrate other women. At times she may get jealous but as long as you blow her back out and leave a crisp 100 dollar bill on the nightstand you good bruh.

ERICA- She is a straight shooter. Down to earth loyal woman but will not tolerate your non sense. If you continuously do her dirty she will fuck another nigga and tell you she did. Treat her good and she will love you to death.

BUCKY- You wanna refrain from anything serious with type of chick. She will get pregnant and trap you. She loves hard but had very low self esteem. She will not have natural paternal instinct and breeding with her would prove to be a mistake.

K MICHELLE- This is a female you can have lots of fun with and talk to when life beats you up. But the moment you cross her you will have your business smeared clean across a black twitter TL near you. She should remain the platonic friend.

KARLY RED- This one is quite simple, get in and get out like a robbery. She has a fake sense of entitlement and is overdosed on confidence but has no reason to be. She will expect you to drive a Mercedes but she will need help buying a bus pass. This is a lose/lose situation.

RASHEEDA- This is a person you keep at a distance. Pillow talking to her will only get your secrets relayed to another nigga/bitch and you will be laughed at and end up with a secse of betrayal. Plus she probably will end up cosmetically challenged by age 31.

MAMA DEE- By all means escape from this bitches whole entire world ASAP. She is the epitome of ratchet and will have you in some shit waist deep. You don't need those problems at all. She will disrespect your moms and attempt to pimp any of your female relatives that she can. This scenario ends with you on First 48 eating take out.

Now simply ask your girl who her favorite cast member is. Based on how she answers let's you know how to proceed with the relationship if you should proceed at all.

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Written by The Veteran (@I_WhiteMike)